i hate babies. they’re ugly. and they scream a lot. you can’t reason with them. all they do is eat and sleep. in these ways babies are just a smaller version of me and i don’t like competition
If you could play spin the bottle with three celebrities of your choice, who’d ya pick? (x)
(Source: itwasntfunny, via 1d-likes)
people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse.